Hands free gay

Someone who is a 'mental' and subsequently talks to themselves. Derived from people that speak on hands free and look like they are talking to themselves as there is no one visibly present but are in fact having a phone conversation. The 'mentals' on the other hand, have the exact same conversation Man that Penelope is hands free.

I was on the bus the other day and she was there chewing her hand and talking to herself. Poor old Billy ever since he caught his mum engaged in bukkake with the local football team and his dad then committed suicide and his pet dog got run over and his house got burnt down and he lost his arm in a chainsaw accident, has gone a bit handsfree.

Man, I swear down, I saw him in the street the other day, shouting at himself.

Hands-Free Law

Wheels November 09, I got pulled over for driving erratically, but I was totally hands-free! Hand-Free Share definition. Hand-Free is a very rare gift. It is very hard to do and you don't feel the full orgasm as you would via a Blowjob, Handjob or otherwise. Arising from the filthier quarters of the medical communitythe term refers to anal intercourse.

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