Why is gay marriage an issue joke

Below, 21 of our favorites. You should stop being in love with each other, because. Go get married. Do whatever you want. Victory is indifference. In Portugal, this crazy Catholic country made gay marriage legal and then two weeks later, no one talked about it anymore.

It was a huge uproar. It passed. He said that, over the years, he has been going through an evolution on the issue.

The people who oppose the gay marriage law

That makes opponents on the far right doubly angry. I bet their lives are 90 percent sex and 10 percent parades. Sex and floats. And if they get married, it will cost me a fortune in gifts. Why does anyone even care if gay people get married? Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes.

President, I would make same-sex divorce illegal. Then see how bad they want it. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. No court has extended the equal protection clause to salmon. I have arguments with people where I get red in the face, screaming at the top of my lungs.

Comedians like Aziz Ansari left and Stephen Colbert have helped nudge the public toward the realization that everyone should be allowed to get married. WireImage; AP. Louis C.